While checking my email today, I found an email, from my address incidentally—how clever of me to include me—with the enticing subject Russian Wives are the Best! apparently.
I had to open it, because I wanted to know why a Russian Wife would be suitable for me and here's what I said to me in my mail: you are my good, my handsome—i am waiting.
I chose not to go any further, this poetry was prize enough.
but I was tempted to respond: i am your good, your handsome—wait for me . . .